Will we never be set free? I've gone and fucked my brain! Chin-chin. That's what you say. And how dare you tell him I love you?! An expert on bulls you are not! Withnail: Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Making enemies of our own futures. I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Hurry up, Mabs. I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Listen, you young prat. Peter Marwood: That's alright, I'll go alone. Get into countryside, rejuvenate. Withnail: Withnail: Have you either of you got shoes? Danny: They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. [toasting with a drink] Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. Marwood: Withnail: The beauty of the world! Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Marwood: I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. Withnail: This is me naked in a corner! Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. [calmly] Irishman: There can be no true beauty without decay. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. It can utilise up to 12 skins. My wife is having a baby. Sort of said it without thinking. This ain't fancy dress." Offer him yourself. Marwood: Oh, Baudelaire. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Oh, look at this little bastard. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! I would say. Uncle Monty: It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane.". Withnail and I Quotes. Withnail: Scrubbers! Indeed, I remember my first agent. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. [noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes] Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! All right, this is the plan. Withnail: Will it? Withnail: Sulking up the hill. [reading the note] Find your neutral space. Be seated. Headhunter to his friends. Marwood: [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] Jake: . Of course he's the fucking farmer! The fucking kettle's on fire! You have done something to your brain. I'm getting the *fear*! What a piece of work is a man! And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! No, I'd better go. I must be out of my mind. Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! [high-pitched voice] Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for! 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. The school in fiction Poetry. Withnail: [as Marwood walks past him] [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. Withnail: Marwood: Monty: Flowers are essentially tarts. Hello? Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What should we do? And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" Look at him. Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! I adore you. Just you wait! What are you doing up here, then? An expert on bulls you are not! Offer him yourself. Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Marwood: I think a drink, don't you? It will pass. [he picks up the kettle on the stove. share. Dont be ridiculous. Prostitutes for the bees. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. Danny: In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Didn't you hear? It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Marwood: You mustn't blame yourself. [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. Marwood: Danny: Black puddings are no good to us. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Withnail: . Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Marwood: Talk:Withnail and I - Wikiquote Keep back, keep back! Danny: Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. We'll be back. Required fields are marked *. [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch]. How can it be so cold in here? You been away? Withnail: You mean we've come out here in the middle of f***ing nowhere without aspirins? [they stop and look at each other. Jake: Here.". They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! Withnail: I could take double anything you could! And now I'm calling you one. Withnail: I never thought he'd come all this way. [spits onto the ground] Marwood: "I f*** arses"? [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. Danny: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! [fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons] The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! Murder and All-Bran and rape. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. I've some extremely distressing news. I'm starving. Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Withnail: Bastard must have died. Reflecting these times. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Why can't I have an audition? *Bastards*! Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Oh, Christ almighty. [staggering out] you little traitors. And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Why have you drugged their onions?! And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. A coward you are, Withnail! Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail: I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! Withnail: . It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! Keep your bag up. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Marwood: Jesus Christ! Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. I feel like a pig shat in my head. You little thug! https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. Talk. Danny: [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. Marwood: What good's the side? There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! It'll happen. Monty: Withnail: If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. What should we do? Voila! Stop saying that! How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." withnail magazinweb. No fridges, no televisions, no phones! What's it got to do with you? You lead him astray. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Danny: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. Especially that. Clearly a myth. What are we going to do about it? [pulling back the lace curtain] Here Hare Here - YouTube Danny: Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. How dare you tell him that?! My brain's capsizing. [shouting at his cat] I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Danny: No, man. Why don't I get any soup? Withnail: That's a very good idea. Isaac Parkin: Black puddings are no good to us. [offering Monty a glass] Withnail: Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. [while high on drugs] I'm good looking. by Anonymous: . It takes away your appetite just looking at it. Hello? If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. We're coming back in here. Press J to jump to the feed. I know you're not asleep, boy. So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Withnail & I Quotes Withnail: Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. Withnail And I GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY Withnail: But old now, old. I was gonna cook onions. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Marwood: Rejuvenate? Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. I say, you know what we should do? Stop saying that, Withnail! We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Withnail: Jesus, look at that. Talk:Withnail and I. Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Will we never be set free? The movie, which ta. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Withnail: The entire sink's gone rotten. Don't you agree? I want something's flesh! He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. You can never, never disguise it. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Best 25 Withnail And I Quotes By Bruce Robinson 2023 Withnail: Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. Withnail: Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Withnail: Where is he? Withnail: Monty, Monty! The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . Withnail: What goods the countryside? When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. These aren't mine, they belong to him. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Chin-chin. Withnail & I (1987) - Quotes - IMDb What's in your hump? Withnail: 'Scuse me. I think we'd better release you from the lgumes and transfer your talents to the meat. Withnail: I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few light ales. Add spice to it. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. This pill's valued at two quid. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. Marwood: I've only had a few ales. you little traitors. [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] Policeman 1: Withnail: We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. Marwood: Withnail: Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Here is the clip. The carrot has mystery. Withnail: Marwood: Withnail: [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. Withnail: No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Monty: You won't keep us anywhere. *You'll all suffer*! [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. This doesn't go down at all well. It's society's crime, not ours. Sophocles. I don't want to hear it. Nor women neither. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: We're in this cottage here. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Don't get uptight with me, man. It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint. God fulfils himself in many ways. Marwood stands there, petrified]. Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! [casually lighting a cigarette] Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! Withnail: Withnail: Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Withnail. It's ridiculous. London is a country coming down from its trip. Withnail: Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Get into the countryside. Withnail: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Listen, I don't know what my f acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. 4 Mar. He won't gore you. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Monty: Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Four floors up on the Charing Cross road and never a job at the top of them. This ain't fancy dress." The carrot has mystery. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. Ah! Withnail: I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. I feel unusual. All right, get hold of it. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? Just run at it! Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Then why has my head gone numb? Listen to this. Outvie him. Withnail: Isaac Parkin: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it! I think you've been punished enough. Marwood: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Do you like to experience all facets of life? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Start shouting. I think we've been in here too long. I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Have you had any training in the martial arts? And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. I tried not to. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! I have just finished fighting a naked man! Withnail: Stop saying that! Danny: Especially that little pimp! [smiling] [whispering] echosmith cool quotes lyrics kid song yah crowd she straight lyric follow quotesgram sees them lines bord kiezen he sydney One of my favourite movies. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. Withnail: Then why's he wearing that old suit? Monty: Monty: Marwood: Danny: Why doesn't he retire? Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Street: The Embalmer! I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. We want the finest wines available to humanity. Them pheasants are for his pot. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. Now, would you leave? Easily Jesus Christ. But no man's put me down yet. It's the only solution to this intense cold. [narrating over scene] Do you grow? Parkin's been. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. There can be no true beauty without decay. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? You shouldn't treat each other so badly. [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before].