" If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else. They own, and control the corporations. The planet is fine. "Events.Namespace": "csa", "Laugh often, long and loud. The people are fucked." George Carlin "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. }()); It takes up a lot of your time. var isRetina = window.devicePixelRatio >= 2; // retina display Just because you got the monkey off your back, doesnt mean the circus has left town. The people are fucked. George Carlin, May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin, Some people have no idea what theyre doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. George Carlin, Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin, We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. They're imaginary. Theres a humorous side to every situation. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. Disgusting that people still make that argument that we can never cut defense but we can cut education. Its only a piece of cloth. George Carlin, 75.The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful of insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. But there is an I in independence, individuality, and integrity. George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Dont just teach your children to read Teach them to question what they read. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. You don't. You have no choice. All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another. George Carlin, 69. I think that speaks for itself. Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Quotes. Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. George Carlin, 19. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin, 10. Being considered as one of the top comedians of all time,George is well known for his black humor, political views, observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many other taboo subjects. His jokes were certainly aimed to provoke others but the hows and whys of it made him so exceptional. George Carlin has many famous quotes about government, education and the American dream that are often referenced as truth. "Men are from Earth,. googletag.pubads().collapseEmptyDivs(true); But there is an I in independence, individuality, and integrity. George Carlin, 14. googletag.pubads().setTargeting("resource", "author_22782"); Continue with Recommended Cookies. Creative Commons. //